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"Bonnie and Clyde are both wanted in the state of New York. The reward is $10, 000, 000, 000 for the capture of the two (dead or alive).They are known in the street by aliases as Michelle & Noel. DO NOT BE FOOLED they are both armed & dangerous. Because of the two 70 people have died in less than one week. 80 banks have been closed because of the robberies they have committed. One of there last victims was found nude in central park with 4 arrows shoved up his ass. The name of the victim released to the press was Cupid. Because of Bonnie and Clyde cupid is a bum & is collecting unemployment until these two are found. They hold love until death does them part. If you have any Info on these two individuals, please call 1800 crime stoppers."- N.A